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Author:  Will [ 15 Nov 2018, 19:23 ]
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Ok I've had a week off from work and trees. I went to Gran Canaria for a week Just for a break and plenty of sunshine, so i'm on my 5th day of relaxing by the pool when I get a call from the UK there was a major problem with my Trees My sister was distraught as she had somehow killed them, ffs I thought i'd only been gone a few days what could she have done so wrong????? I calmed her down and asked what the symptoms were and what was the problem? she said all the leaves are falling off and honestly it was nothing she had done? and what she could do to rectify the problem. after I finished laughing and got up off my sun bed I told her it was normal this time of year as all my trees were deciduous :07hysterical: the poor bugger thought i was going to kill her and charge her for them :32crazy:
Author:  daryl [ 15 Nov 2018, 19:27 ]
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:07hysterical: :07hysterical: :07hysterical:
Hope you are having a good time, Will :201thumbup: :cool:
Author:  Paul B [Swindon] [ 15 Nov 2018, 19:45 ]
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Oh dear, hope we aren't subjected to your all over sun tan photo's.............. :07hysterical: :07hysterical: :132doh:

I have visions of her with a big pot of glue, sticking all the leaves back on............ muttering 'He will never know' :21cop:
Author:  daryl [ 15 Nov 2018, 20:50 ]
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:07hysterical:
Author:  Will [ 15 Nov 2018, 20:53 ]
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Paul B [Swindon] wrote:
Oh dear, hope we aren't subjected to your all over sun tan photo's.............. :07hysterical: :07hysterical: :132doh:

I have visions of her with a big pot of glue, sticking all the leaves back on............ muttering 'He will never know' :21cop:


::OMG: Careful what you wish for Paul :oops:
Author:  paulpash [ 15 Nov 2018, 22:47 ]
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Will wrote:
Ok I've had a week off from work and trees. I went to Gran Canaria for a week Just for a break and plenty of sunshine, so i'm on my 5th day of relaxing by the pool when I get a call from the UK there was a major problem with my Trees My sister was distraught as she had somehow killed them, ffs I thought i'd only been gone a few days what could she have done so wrong????? I calmed her down and asked what the symptoms were and what was the problem? she said all the leaves are falling off and honestly it was nothing she had done? and what she could do to rectify the problem. after I finished laughing and got up off my sun bed I told her it was normal this time of year as all my trees were deciduous :07hysterical: the poor bugger thought i was going to kill her and charge her for them :32crazy:


Dude you missed a trick - you could have doubled your collection ::lol:
Author:  Gary Jones [ 15 Nov 2018, 23:27 ]
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::lol: It's not uncommon. I had the same last year when my wife suggested some of my trees were dying.
Author:  Brendan [ 16 Nov 2018, 11:19 ]
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It is a well known scientific fact that the only way to rescue trees neglected this way by sisters it to water them with perfectly balanced pH and mineral water. We know that the right type of minerals and acid/alkali mix can be mixed in a lab, but I bet she doesn't have one.

Then science has a great solution - human tears.

If she can cry a little over the affected trees it will help. If she can't provoke an emotional response enough to start the water works she can always pluck a nose hair.
Author:  daryl [ 16 Nov 2018, 11:43 ]
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:lol:
Author:  john blanchard [ 18 Nov 2018, 21:24 ]
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:132doh: ::dunno: :30clap2:
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