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Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power,
The little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

Author:	Keith.W [ 18 May 2016, 21:34 ]
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Author:	stymie [ 18 May 2016, 22:04 ]
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Now he's been caught. The trees are winning hands down.

Author:	stymie [ 19 May 2016, 14:30 ]
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Author:	stymie [ 20 May 2016, 10:11 ]
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Irish hunting trip Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, The little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

Author:	Deano [ 20 May 2016, 11:21 ]
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stymie wrote: Irish hunting trip Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, The little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

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Author:	stymie [ 20 May 2016, 16:13 ]
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Author:	stymie [ 29 May 2016, 16:17 ]
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed.then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A.

Author:	stymie [ 07 Jun 2016, 13:02 ]
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Author:	stymie [ 24 Jun 2016, 16:23 ]
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Euro championships 2016 - FINAL A close friend of mine has two tickets for the final of Euro 2016 but he is getting married on that day and sadly will be unable to attend. If anyone would like to go instead of him, it's at St Andrews Church in Brighton and the bride’s name is Sarah.

Author:	Gary Jones [ 24 Jun 2016, 16:33 ]
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stymie wrote: Euro championships 2016 - FINAL A close friend of mine has two tickets for the final of Euro 2016 but he is getting married on that day and sadly will be unable to attend. If anyone would like to go instead of him, it's at St Andrews Church in Brighton and the bride’s name is Sarah. Sounds interesting - do you have a photo of Sarah?

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