Someone keeps leaving our gate open so I've invested in a sign........
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| Author: | Peddlar [ 10 Jul 2016, 21:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie? |
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| Author: | stymie [ 16 Sep 2016, 12:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
Shamus had been enlisted into the SAS. On being put on active service, his first assignment was to blow up a car. He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. |
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| Author: | stymie [ 11 Oct 2016, 14:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
It is October. This is the month when the avid Cricket fan might discover that his wife left him in May. |
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| Author: | Gary Jones [ 11 Oct 2016, 14:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
stymie wrote: It is October. This is the month when the avid Cricket fan might discover that his wife left him in May. The same might be said for the avid bonsai hobbyist. |
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| Author: | stymie [ 24 Oct 2016, 16:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
Someone keeps leaving our gate open so I've invested in a sign........
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| Author: | stymie [ 13 Jan 2017, 12:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
A cute wee girl goes into a Pet shop and asks to buy a fluffy bunny rabbit. The owner says "Certainly little girl. What colour would you like ? We have white, black or grey bunnies." The little girl says "It doesn't really matter, it will make no difference to my python." |
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| Author: | Keith.W [ 13 Jan 2017, 19:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
Since this snow started my wife has just stood staring at the kitchen window. If it gets much worse I will have to let her in...... |
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| Author: | stymie [ 14 Jan 2017, 19:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/ ... e=591C6956 |
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| Author: | Grant [ 14 Jan 2017, 19:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
My friend has recently opened a Bonsai Shop. It's so successful he's looking for smaller premises. Grant |
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| Author: | stymie [ 12 Feb 2017, 00:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
This morning she asked "What are you going to do today? "I answered "Nothing. "You did nothing yesterday" "I hadn't finished" |
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