...ONE... Only One! ...and that was on purpose! After nurturing it for two years I realized it had no potential, none. So I done it in, made a decisive decision to oust it by choice, even though it was thriving.
So what's going wrong? I'm the Tree Assassin; not by choice, favour or appointment, but by over enthusiasm and incompetence. Sporadically and periodically over the part two-&-a-half decades they've suffered. Fussed, fapped & farted about with until the compost bin beckons them.
And so it is, I'm over-run with green, healthy and flourishing starter material, trees and sticks-in-pots. Why? I've checked, my fingers aren't green or at least they don't look green?
I blame you, yes you lot out there. With you unwavering help, advise, support and encouragement. You've ruined me. Ruined I tell you! Thanks alot.
No, seriously thank you! From the bottom of my heart to the top of my compost bin. It couldn't have happened without you being there.
A round of aplause from me to you
(But I'm not changing my name, not yet. That'd just jinx it)
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- Seriously though, you'll learn loads hear... (Freudian slip there? 
). Thanks for the reply 
) but I'll see what I can do over next few days.