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| Author: | Grant [ 08 Apr 2016, 10:10 ] |
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My Bonsai business is doing so well. I'm looking for a smaller premises.
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| Author: | stymie [ 08 Apr 2016, 10:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Speaking of cats. |
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat. The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right. Her husband said: The cat just died. She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt? Why couldn't you have broken the news gradually! Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing. By the way, how is my mom? Husband: She is playing on the roof. |
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| Author: | keithmart [ 18 Apr 2016, 18:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
Dogs are clever . Short version of story. After repeated failure to make light bulb Edison kicks dog, "What did you do that for " says dog . "Just because you are too stupid to try carbon don't take it out on me " " You can talk and understand Physics " cried Edison. "Of course I can , but I am not going to talk any more to give you any more answers " So next time you talk to a dog and it puts it head on one side it is really thinking . Are you that .........stupid ! |
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| Author: | stymie [ 20 Apr 2016, 22:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
If ever I am on life support - unplug me.....Then plug me back in. See if that works.... |
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| Author: | stymie [ 13 May 2016, 22:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
Attachment: Lunch.jpg No, its a potato 
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| Author: | stymie [ 13 May 2016, 22:44 ] |
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Attachment: Warning.jpg
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| Author: | Gary Jones [ 14 May 2016, 23:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
Living on the edge with this material. |
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| Author: | stymie [ 18 May 2016, 17:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
Further warning - The trees are trying to cover up the records of the dead.  
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| Author: | Gary Jones [ 18 May 2016, 17:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
Oh dear - the trees are coming for us 
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| Author: | Keith.W [ 18 May 2016, 21:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gottalaff |
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